Fourth quarter. And it all comes down this.
Great open field tackle on 2nd down. 3rd and 12.
Blitz, but didn’t get to precious Timmy Superman. Still short of the first down.
Gators are going for it.
Bizarre play call. We stop them. Not give it to
I just talked to Freebird between quarters. He sounded like he might be slipping into “drunk, drunk, drunk” range. And there was much booing over the phone when I said something nice about Coach Willie. Yeah, the Jorts have scored 24, but I’m here to praise Willie, not bury him.
Party at the Freebirds, watching DirecTV, which has a notorious few second delay. The phone rings there just as Mikey enters the end zone.
Despite the drunken jubilation, there is STILL a
What the fuck? How much time could Tebow have? Dump pass, huge gain.
Jorts to the 1 and a half. Before we can catch a breath, these cockgobblers have come right back.
Tebow tries to run, tackled for a loss.
3rd and 2.
I’m doing my bit for juju – alternating between copious amounts of whiskey in the “Lindsay” and “Appleby” Munson stadium cups.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, Tebow. TD for the Jorts. Okay, I’m going back to the Lindsay Scott cup.
They go for 2. Miss it! Dawgs by 5, 35-30. This cup appears to be working now.
Allen to the 32 on the kickoff return.
Danielson tells the “scorpion across the lake” story. It was much better on Star Trek Voyager. Mainly, because it didn’t involve Tebow. And featured Jeri Ryan in a skin tight costume.
3rd and long for the Dawgs. We need this. Huge conversion to Bailey.
24 runs like a motherfucker for a first down. 160 yards rushing.
7:44 to go. Tick, bitch, tick.
7 to Figgins. First down.
Johnson with a nice run. I’m sorry, who was that? 2nd and 3.
First and goal at the 5! What a run. Screw Babs and Judy Garland – THIS is “A Star Is Born.”
4:15. 2nd and goal. Tick, tick.
Freebird calls to invoke the “best UGA back since Herschel” proclamation. I can’t argue. Hearst?
Commercial break, with Knowshon dancing. Damn, this could be sweet.
3:30 left. First down, Jorts on the 24. 2 TOs left. Down by 12.
Complete to 11 again. Is he always fucking open? 2:44, on the 12.
Tebow almost sacked for the 7th time. 2nd down.
Fumble!!!! Dawgs recover!!!! This bitch is done! Pope Urban doesn’t have a visor to throw, so he tosses a headset! And Tebow takes a bonus hit! HOW MOTHERFUCKING SWEET IS THIS?
Tebow can reportedly raise the dead, but he can’t save this game. Suck on this, Timmy!
First down DAWGS! Kneel downs, and watch the celebration.
This was a total team effort.
Book it – DAWGS OVER GATORS 42-30. Fuck you Tebow, Fuck you Urban, Fuck you Percy. Fuck you Spurrier, Fuck you Wuerffel, Fuck you Kearse. Fuck you Leak. Fuck you Billy Donovan (just for the hell of it), Fuck you everyone that’s ever worn blue and orange. Free at last, free at last.
MAN, IS THERE GONNA BE SOME PROPERTY DESTROYED TONIGHT.