What a coincidence. So is mine! Mine has one less bedroom, the same number of fireplaces, and I'll let it go for several million dollars less.
Other differences:
- Mine is pet friendly, and does not include any "rape stands."
- I don't have a Matt Schaub dartboard in the game room.
- No doormats inscribed with "Ookey."
- My detached garage isn't painted flat black.
- No warrants ever served at my place (if only because bill-avoiding trollops are good at staying "off the grid.")
- "Mexico" was a vacation destination from my house, not an alias for the inhabitants of the house.
- Taxes are way, way less at my place.
- Marcus Vick never waved a gun at the neighborhood McDonalds.
- I don't have an Aquafina bottle safe for valuables.
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