Friday, October 5, 2007

I'm a psychotic stripper with mutliple personality disorder.

Hey, at least that's better than almost marrying one. The stripper in question is Niki, from Heroes. What I found out: "You have two distinct personalities, and at least one capable of superhuman feats. It's up to you to be a strong hero 100% of the time." Wanna find out what "Hero" you are? Then check out this quiz at EW.

Women rejoice. Here's a history of the vibrator over on Slate. And men? This is why you're good for mainly taking out the trash, cutting the lawn and depositing checks.

Here is a guide to Mad Men's New York.

Fun radio interview with Bionic Woman and Battlestar Galactica badass Katee Sackhoff.

Posting was light this week due to heavy travel and the fact that I got typhoid from a Southwest flight filled with urchins and discount travelers. Is there an airline for people who don't spawn? With free drinks, R-rated movies on the overhead monitors (Fight Club on East to West flights!) and rampant profanity from the captain and flight crew? ("Put your fucking tray tables up, asshats!" "This is the captain. We'll be hitting some goddamned turbulence soon, so hold on. And no need to make small talk with the vapid shitbag sitting beside you. They probably don't like you either.") I'd sign up for some frequent flyer miles. This weekend, I'll expand more on last Saturday's Gameday Experience, assuming I can find a way to mix Alka Seltzer Cold and Flu with Ketel One.

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