Just to be clear....

It seems Italy has its own "Terry Schiavo" case going on, involving complicated issues of faith, quality of life, legal representation, power of attorney, church and state, executive vs. legislative vs. judicial power and other heart-wrenching entanglements.

I don't know the intricacies of the case enough to comment intelligently, but I did go through something tangentially similar personally. Twice. It never came to the final decision, but we did have those extraordinarily difficult discussions. I don't wish that on anyone.

Of course, many of the folks facing these decisions are doing so without the aid of a public record of the wishes of the infirm and incapacitated. But in an era with blogs and Twitter and social networks, we can all now leave our wishes out on the interwebs for everyone to see.

So, even though I think I've been clear with my friends what to do should this situation ever befall me, I'll put my thinking here for posterity.

If I ever fall into a coma or a persistent vegetative state with no hope for recovery, PULL THE FUCKING PLUG*.

*Unless it happens in the next year and a half, before I find out how BSG and Lost end. In that case, please use any and all means at your disposal, up to and including the needle in the heart from Pulp Fiction or jumper cables running from a Sears Die Hard directly to my ears, to resuscitate me so I can find out what happened with the ragtag fleet of humans and Cylons, or what the hell is going on with that island.

Also, even if I'm quasi-conscious, feel free to PULL THE FUCKING PLUG if:

• Dollhouse gets canceled before running a full season.
• The Gators win the national title next year, and Tim Tebow wins another Heisman.
• I get a really bad cold.
• RIM goes bankrupt and my CrackBerry stops working.
• I ever consider dating someone with a background in "adult entertainment."
• They stop delivering pizzas.
• The eco-freaks win, and air conditioning is outlawed.
• Television becomes all "reality," all the time, on all channels.
• I have another hard drive crash on my PC.
• The Democrats keep working on the tax code.
• All my coffee makers break.
• The new Watchmen movie sucks.
• The intertubes stop working.
• I get the sniffles.
• I don't live within an hour of a state with a low tobacco tax.
• I have to rely on a cable company or a non-TiVo DVR.
• The world's distilleries stop producing whiskey.

Okay, I think we're all clear now, right?

Poll Update

Thanks to those of you who voted for the new weekly poll (right of the blog, above the Twitterings). The majority of y'all thought Sayid was a bigger badass than Jack Bauer. I think I have to agree with the will of the people on that one. Jack has tortured with dry cleaning bags and lamps, but never killed with an open dishwasher.

This week, we'll look at your favorite new Australian actress on a geek show, Yvonne Strahovski (Sarah) from Chuck or Anna Torv (Olivia) from Fringe. As any Mayor Daley would say, vote early and vote often. (And feel free to use this post's comments to offer your reasons why, if you're so inclined).

I'll take potpourri for $4,900, Alex

TV's top love triangles.

Time talks to Eliza Dushku about Dollhouse.

So does Suicide Girls.

LA Times chats with Elizabeth Fain and Sarah Craft about Dollhouse.

Talent AND tittays.

Ditto. Especially the latter. Wow.

Finally, good news about the economy.

Bill Paxton chats about Big Love, which is just en fuego this year.

Watching the Super Bowl, I was never sure that there were two feet down on the Santonio Holmes catch. But check out pics 10 and 12 here.

A podcast for my friend Meg.

That's one hot stripper.

Sayid, one man killing machine. But stand up comic? Er, not so much.

I haven't gone through the latest and greatest, but as of Thursday, some stuff that was in the "stimulus" bill. Yep, I feel great about it.

The second episode of Angel was intended to be a lot darker than it turned out. So was Kate.

A brilliant and thoughtful post from Roger Ebert, ostensibly about The Reader (spoilers for that movie), but also touching on politics, religion and "creationism."

The Big O throws "us" another bone at the national prayer breakfast.

Long treatise on why conservatism is dead. And of course, it all depends on how you define "conservative."

Sci-fi and supernatural shows that were canceled too soon. No arguments here. (BTW, why don't "canceled" and "traveled" have two "l's?" Like "judgment" with no "e" after the "g," I always misspell those. But the former two aren't in the list of the Top 100 most frequently misspelled words).

I bet the lung capacity shown during his Olympic performance results in some extra tasty bong hits. Dude.

TV Week interviews Joss about Dollhouse. Interesting, in that they ask the "cable question." For the life of me, I've never understood why Joss returned to FOX and network TV after Firefly. Well, I understand in the sense that I know the story (Eliza had a deal with FOX, met with Joss to discuss her career, and *poof* here comes Dollhouse). But I don't understand, when a cable network (FX, AMC, TNT, Sci-Fi, Showtime, HBO) seems like such an OBVIOUS fit. Think about it: At its zenith, Buffy brought in 5.3 million viewers (S3). Angel brought in 4.8 (S1). Both of those shows were outside the Top 100 in the rankings, though at the very top for their tiny network (WB, at the time). Firefly was canceled on FOX for pulling in the same 5 million viewer range. So is there a cap to Whedon-viewing? If Dollhouse pulls in 5 - 6 million on a Friday night, will FOX let that go? For how long? On the other hand, Mad Men lives in the 1-2 million range on AMC. BSG does the same for Skiffy. Shows on FX are successful in the 3 - 5 million range. Shows on HBO or Showtime continue to thrive with 1 - 3 million on their first airing. USA and TNT would love to have something consistently perform in the 4 - 6 million range. And wouldn't they kill to have a loyal, fanatical fanbase that tunes in each week, buys the iTunes versions, buys the DVDs and lights up the message boards? And appreciates the network for supporting their show, rather than a love-hate relationship with the network that they feel is always on the verge of killing their show? Look, I want Dollhouse on FOX to succeed as much as the next fanboy, and I'm looking forward to a Friday night lineup of Sarah Connor and Dollhouse on FOX, followed by BSG on Skiffy. But realistically, I'm not holding my breath about the long term prospects. I just hope that Joss realizes his gift for creating and tell stories in a long-term format, and takes his next show where it belongs, and where it will be appreciated and nourished.

The "grindhouse" style trailers for Sarah Connor and Dollhouse.

LA Times talks with Eliza.

Joss talks with Wharton about monetizing internet content.

Another Dollhouse piece. And another. (Damn, is it next Friday yet?!!)

Tron and Depeche Mode. Two great tastes that taste great together.

An open letter to the new chair of the RNC. Damn straight.

The Watcher chats with the writer of last week's brilliant BSG, "The Oath."

A field guide to various fanboy groups.

Great interview with David Fincher.

Adam Baldwin chats with the AV Club.

The duck in the truck. Cute.

How to do comic book lettering and grammar.

"Anybody for a Dharma beer?"

Well, Sawyer, sadly I don't have any Dharma beer in the fridge. I only have Miller Lite and some Blue Moon, so that'll have to do until I get a parachute drop on my deck with more essentials. (But when you're tripping through time, it's hard to put a specific date in Outlook).

As far as batting averages go, Lost is 4 for 4 with season 5. The revelations weren't completely out of left field and take your breath away stunning, but there were revelations. And some answers, too.

"The Little Prince" takes its name from a French book by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry. EW's Jeff Jensen takes an in-depth look at the book and its possible implications here, and you can catch up on the details of the plot via wiki. There are thematic touchstones from the book to the episode (dying to get back "home," being "lost," perception vs. expectation, echoes, love, communication, uniqueness, etc.) but you don't have to have an understanding of the book to have enjoyed Wednesday's eppy. (And while I enjoyed the story, and the philosophical questions the book posed, I have horrible memories of the book itself. When I was in college, studying my last quarter of French, we had to read and analyze the book completely in French. I have no problem doing the reading and analysis, and enjoy all that work and actually find it stimulating and fun -- in English. I think requiring the study of a foreign language in school is a ridiculous waste of time. Unless you choose to do this, 99.9% of what you learn will be quickly forgotten, and not useful at all. I'd much rather have spent all that time learning new ideas and concepts in my own language, the language I speak and write and hear every single day, rather than one that I will never, ever use again once I post the grade. I'm sure there are words in my own language I don't know, that mean the same thing as "awesome," that I could use to describe BSG and Lost every week. I admire the multi-lingual, especially those who have to use their secondary or tertiary language for professional purposes -- and they're damned cute when they confuse "blow dry" and "blow job" -- but it's not for everyone, and I resented being forced to do it. Hence, my underlying resentment for "The Little Prince," even though it serves its purpose in the mosaic of Lost. Okay, rant over).

I can't begin to explain how thrilled I am with the new storytelling construct on the show this year. If we had spent an entire hour with Kate and Goober and worrying solely about someone wanting a blood test, this thing could have drug on forever. However, we got just what we needed out of that story, including a misdirect with Claire's mom, and another wryly delivered gem from Michael Emerson: "That's my lawyer." Meanwhile, we also got a Hurley phone call from jail, the island crew skipping through time while needing a box of Kleenex, Jin showing up alive and floating (!), an younger version of Rousseau and more Sayid badassery. (Programming note: I've started putting little weekly pop-culture polls at the top of the blog on the right. Feel free to vote, and I think I might have to cast one for our favorite Iraqi after his hospital room takedown). So unconstrained by the focus on a single character and their individual flashback, we get everyone skipping merrily along through time and space, all adding up to yet another brilliant and edge of your seat hour. Bravo!

Thoughts, questions, comments and quotes on "The Little Prince:"

"Thank you Lord! ... I take that back!"

Yep, that's funny. But I still have a question about "what goes with you" when you travel through time. Is it only boats? I mean, yes, the Zodiac boat went with the islanders on their first flash. And this time, the dugout they were in also went with them (how funny would it have been if they had traveled through time, only to find the boat didn't make it?). But what else? Water bottles and camps didn't. Clothes and firearms do. Is it things only within a certain distance? Am I nitpicking?

Dan's theory is that the nosebleeds and sickness come more acutely to those who have spent longer on the island. That would make Charlotte the obvious first victim. But then Miles? Has he spent longer on the island than he realizes? Is it fairly obvious that he is the son of Pierre Chang, who was on the island for years as a toddler, which he wouldn't recall? Is this cumulative time adding up? And Juliet has also been there for years, working with the Others. Is it finally catching up to her also, as we saw in her moment with Sawyer on the beach? (And I don't get too caught up in all the "shipping," but I want these two crazy kids to hook up. Sawyer's sarcasm is a perfect blend with Juliet's withering deadpan. And she's smoking hot). Is finding a "constant" the only solution to this? If so, can't Dan just explain that shit, like he did for Des?!

Speaking of Dan, I'm trying to think of all the moments where he has expressed love and tenderness toward Charlotte. Yes, he's spoken of love and has taken care of her, and seems to dote on her in his own geeky way. But has this manifested itself as romantic love? Or, if we think about it carefully, could this be a manifestation of familial love? Meaning, could Charlotte be Daniel's daughter?

Weren't Jin and Charlie there for Goober's birth? Nearby? If so, then why didn't Sawyer see them, too?

I'm digging Sun's parenting skills. Minibar, 100 channels on TV, plate of french fries and a handgun under the chocolate (is this a choice in a Whitman's Sampler? White chocolate, dark chocolate, glock 9mm) . Hell, that sounds about perfect. Sun can babysit me anytime. Related: could Sun's lack of parenting skills be related to Yi Jeon? Meaning, maybe she hasn't been doing this "kid raising" thing at all. We all thought it was hinky that Sun showed Kate a picture that was of an infant -- not a kid roughly corresponding to Goober in age. Could Yi Jeon be elsewhere? Held by Ben or Widmore, or her nasty father? Or, gasp, dead?

“Who came in these? Other Others?”

If Jin was on, or near, the freighter, and got caught up in the time travel, then why didn't the copter folks? Wouldn't Jin have been at least as far way from the island as the copter, or even moreso?

Oh, those Losties and their anagrams. Did you see the logo on Ben's panel van? “Rainier-Canton.” What's that spell? Reincarnation, my friends. Jacob? Locke? Something with Alpert?

How did that Ajira Airways bottle get in the canoe? Could this be an airline that takes the O6 back to the island? Does it have to crash again? If so, why would the passengers have canoes, vs. life rafts? And could it be possible that it was the O6 that were in that secondary raft, actually shooting at the islanders, not knowing who they are?

"Hooray. Everything back to normal. Now what?" Love Miles.

Why did they use a "three years later" card in the beginning? With all the time jumping going on, why use one there?

Slip 23. Of course.

"I think they want their boat back."

Is Widmore going to continue on his reckless path of arm chopping? Doesn't one of Rousseau's crew lose their arm? And by the way, "young Rousseau" was cast perfectly.

Coincidence that it started raining on the island, the same time it started raining on Jack and Kate outside the motel? Visual symmetry, or something more?

Who sent the .45 caliber chocolates to Sun? And who prepared the dossier on Jack and Ben?

As I mentioned before, I love the fact that they didn't dither with the revelation that Ben was behind the lawyers. I also love the fact that Kate figured it out pretty quickly once they got to the docks.

“I have ALWAYS been with you,” Kate says to Jack. "Except when I was boning Sawyer in a cage."

Who sent the goons after Sayid (and had Kate's address)? Doesn't Ben think he has them under control? Or were these just plan Bs?

I can understand some of the legal machinations involved with getting Hurley released. But what about the hotel killing? And the video/camera phone pic of him? He WAS there for that at the same time, and actually holding a gun. How does this get explained away?

And leave it to Sawyer to sum everything up: “Time travel’s a bitch.”

There you have it, folks. Good stuff from "The Little Prince."

Until next time, Namaste.

We're 6.25!

Reading the USA Today at lunch, I noticed that they had a short summary of how 4 different recruiting services had UGA ranked for the latest class. We average out to a Top 10 position of 6.25, arguably the best in the SEC East and behind LSU and 'Bama overall in the conference.

Not bad. But of course, those aren't the "rankings" that matter now, are they? Remember these delightful bons mots from the Book Of Spurrier:

"Why is it that during recruiting season they sign all the great players, but when it comes time to play the game, we have all the great players? I don't understand that. What happens to them?"

Speaking of the University of Jorts (and blinding hate), Hello Kiffykins is sure making friends quickly in the SEC, isn't he?

Phlox makes like Arzt, goes BOOM!

I haven't written much about the new season of 24 yet. However, this seems like a good time to check in, since we just got one major threat resolved (the ridiculously uber powered "CIP" device), and we're moving on the next, and usually troublesome, phase of the show -- the "filler" middle episodes before the true "big bad" is revealed and all the tension ratchets up to the finale.

Overall, this has been a HUGE improvement over Day 6's debacle. The entire cast is staffed with competent, compelling actors, and the characters have been fairly interesting. A few comments:

• The "to torture or not to torture" debate was recognized, and dealt with, if a bit ham handedly. At least the producers acknowledged the issue (perhaps a few times too many), and moved on.
• I like the new president, though she hasn't been given much to do yet other than speechify. She's certainly a big improvement over David Palmer's milquetoast younger brother (though not as much fun as the delightfully deranged and Eeeeevil Charles and Martha Logan).
• Jack's new sidekick Renee is fine, cute and kicks ass. Remarkable healing powers she has, to come back from being shot in the neck and buried alive, only to help the raid on Dobaku's lair, all with extraordinarily shiny hair.
• Nice to see Bill pitching in on the ass kicking.
• Jack's body count was starting to feel underwhelming until Monday's ep. We definitely need to see more Bauer fodder coming up.
• While I wasn't bored by the First Husband's search for his son's killer, it was nice to see him tied into the main plot more.
• John Billingsly, who played Phlox on Star Trek: Enterprise among many other roles, made a good twitchy CIP enabler. It was a shock, and kind of a laugh, too, in a sick way, to see him make like Artz on Lost and get turned into taco filling.
• I keep expecting Rhys Coiro to revert to his "Billy Walsh" character and storm out of the FBI in search of booze and whores.
• Ever Carradine sightings are always welcome.
• Janeane Garafalo's Janice (“Ma’am, as I just stated, I’m with the FBI. Does that sound vaguely important to you?”) has been a worthy peer/foil for Chloe. Now, we just have to get these two neurotic, socially inept hackers together!
• The only major downside I've noticed is that they "time rules" seem to be even more flexible than before. Getting around Washington DC is laughably convenient, and I think we're just at the point where a few minutes here and there don't even phase me anymore.

So, welcome back, Jack.

Nightmare Fuel

Paleontologists have discovered the remains of an ancient snake believed to weigh over a ton, and be over 40 feet long. Snakes freak me the fuck out. The only way this could be more nightmarish is if it vomited up Jon Voight. Or made me sit through two hours of Jennifer Lopez "acting*."



*I will say that I atypically enjoyed her in Out of Sight. Though Carla Gugino had a much better take on the character in the criminally underwatched Karen Sisco.

I'll take potpourri for $4,800, Alex

ESPN went through one of their typically hyperbolic "ranking" processes, though this one got less pub than their "Mt. Rushmore" or "Who's Now" nonsense, to determine the "Prestige Rankings" of various college football programs. According to their system, UGA ranked 14th.

TWOP has a good recount of the comedies and dramadies that were cancelled way before their time. A sad list.

The NYT has a nice look at Adam Baldwin (Chuck's Casey, Firefly's Jayne).

JJ Abrams talks to the LA Times about the new Trek. Part 1 here, Part 2 here.

Ray Lewis says his free agency plans are in the hands of god now. No word on whether or not the big guy upstairs will chat with afterlife denizens Jacinth Baker and Richard Lollar to get their take on the particulars of the LB's contract negotiations.

A question from Bill Simmons latest ESPN chat:

Tommy Hawk (Crozet, VA): Is it just me or have Juliet's "hoo-ha's" gotten bigger through these seasons of Lost? If this is a side-effect of time travel, then there are going to be a lot of women risking the nose bleeds and finding themselves a "constant" to get on this island!

An astute observation. Yet another reason to love Juliet.

Extraterrestrial Roman Empires. (As a kid, I had a hardbound copy of that "Trigan Empire" comic collection. It was pretty damned cool).

DawgSports looks at breaking out the black jerseys in the future. For the record, I voted "Only games against major rivals should be blacked out, and then only on special occasion"

Could some craptacular Gulliver's Travels movie keep the delectable Emily Blunt out of Black Widow's spandex? Noooooo!

One more reason to love the oh-so adorable Jenna Fischer. She calls the message indicator on her CrackBerry the "red light of love."

The Weather Channel founder weighs in again on the "global warming" scam.

One of TV's best shows, The Middleman, coming to DVD!

Cute! Guess the Lego movie star.

A look at the hottest women of Star Trek. Some interesting choices in there, but I don't agree with their number 1 selection (if the list isn't topped by the reason we have a President O, then the list isn't entirely valid).

Finebaum's takedown of Hello Kiffykins.

The Daily Beast talks to Joss Whedon about Dollhouse.

Mo Ryan previews Monday's 3-D Chuck. Look, I like The Office. But don't we think that several years in, it's as big as it's going to get? Wouldn't it be better to give the post Super Bowl slot to a show that's a bit of an undiscovered gem, and could use the boost? Like Chuck, for example?

Good films by supposedly bad directors.

AWESOME "chart porn" from io9 on how to create your own original Star Trek adventure.

A funny look at how to write a Super Bowl story, depending on your forum.

TV Guide's favorite Sawyer nicknames.

No matter which way you take it, I'm buying what she's selling.

Please, please spare me this drivel during the game. Does Odin care who wins the game? Does Zeus? Does Anubis? The Flying Spaghetti Monster? However, I think Garuda might be pulling for the Cardinals.

Japanese Watchmen toys. Adorable. (which is kinda funny, given the nihilistic and dark tone of the book).

More ridiculous pandering and posturing and wasting of taxpayer dollars from our elected officials. (Isn't there a little bit more to be preoccupied with now?!) To save the children!! Look, does anyone think this noise would be loud enough to actually be heard? Or that regular (non "noise making") cameras wouldn't be used for "nefarious" purposes? Or that video couldn't be used instead? Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, this kind of stuff makes me understand the terrorists.

Stewart Mandel looks back at the high school QB class of 2005. (Joe Cox was number 6, BTW).

An unbelievably fun look at 1970s sci-fi. How many do you recognize?

Are these the ugliest uniforms known to man? Even worse the the Vols, Gators or Clemson?

"I don't want to go on the cart!"

Here's a new interview with Lost's delightfully saucy redhead, Rebecca Mader, in which she proclaims that she's "not dead yet." (which of course, always reminds me of this).

Things we're not sure of (certainly not a complete list):

• Where they are in the shooting schedule, vs. what's aired.
• If Rebecca is being honest or misleading with her answers.
  
• How much do they tell the actors about where their characters are going (or, as is the case with Lost, where they've been. Or when they've been).

Nevertheless, I'm always happy with more Charlotte on my TV.

The Name Game

Another Wednesday, another spectacular episode of Lost. (And it goes without saying that if you haven't watched it yet, don't read further).

The revelations came hard and fast this week, kiddies, and at the end, your brain probably felt like someone opened up your skull, and put the amazing cyclonic cutting action of The Magic Bullet to work on your grey matter.

"Jughead" was just about a perfect episode, one that I think will stand the test of time and rank among the very best the show has to offer. We had mysteries. We had ANSWERS. Of course, we had questions, too. We had pathos. We had laughs (thanks, Sawyer and Miles and Juliet).

The big "theme" this week was the question "what's in a name?" Names had a lot to do with things, starting the title of the eppy:

"Jughead." When you of this, undoubtedly you thought first about Archie's comic book pal with the funny hat. However, it turns out that "Jughead" was not the name of a person, but rather the name of a "thing." A big, honkin' thing. An H-Bomb! (cue literal and metaphorical playing of the Gap Band here). Dropped on the island by the US military during testing, that didn't detonate, and is now hung in a big ol' wooden derrick. Probably with enough juice to blow up the entire island. Oh, and it's "leaking." Oh, and it's 1954.

"Charlie." That's the name of the little squirt Desmond and Penny conjured up. Almost assuredly named after Charlie Pace, the marooned rocker whom Desmond repeatedly tried to help avoid his eventual fate, and who spoke with Penny, leading to the eventual reuniting of our star-crossed lovers (and rescue of the O6). Now, while that's a sweet notion, there's another layer to consider. Obviously, Penny realizes that her feared father's name is also Charles. Wouldn't it be slightly uncomfortable for them to give their child the same name as the man who tried to keep them apart? And whom Desmond has to realize is a very bad man? Also to consider, if you want to bend your brain: Do we know if Des and Penny are "legally" married, or if the little Charlie has any specific "legal" birth documents? The reason I ask is, what if something happens to Des, while he's on his search for Daniel's mother, or attempting to assist the O6 in getting back to the island? What if in trying to "do the right thing," Des goes missing in time, or gets killed? And if Penny and/or young Charlie resent the fact that Dad leaves them? (Or even worse, if young Charlie should come to believe that *gasp* Des plays some role in getting Penny killed?) Wouldn't Charlie be more likely to take his mother's name, rather than "Hume," his father's name? That would make him Charlie Widmore. And on a show with time hopping, could it turn out that young Charlie "Widmore" winds up becoming Charles Widmore -- is essence his own grandfather? Or own grandson, depending on how you look at it? Talk about your fucking "grandfather paradox!"

"Widmore." Speaking of which, the English speaking gent who threatened Sawyer and Juliet, who was wearing the uniform with the "Jones" name patch on it, turns out to be a young Charles Widmore. HOLY SHIT CHARLES WIDMORE WAS ON THE ISLAND IN THE PAST. That adds a whole new layer of complexity to the story, and puts the elder version of Widmore's efforts to find out more about the island (Black Rock diaries, research), hide the island (fake 815 crash) and infiltrate the island (the freighter team) into sharper relief. We have been shown the elder Widmore's ruthlessness in the "near present," but that wasn't a recent development. He was all about the hand-chopping in the jungle, and didn't think twice about breaking a comrade's frakkin' neck when he got too talkative with John, Juliet, Miles and Sawyer. We now know that the unis they "Others" were wearing were those scavenged from a killed team of US soldiers, hence the misleading "Jones" nameplate, but the way the show revealed Widmore's identity was classic, with Alpert scolding the badass that didn't want to back down when Locke showed up in their camp. Locke's calm recognition was also cool. Another thought: does Charles Widmore in "our present," look in his 70s? Let's assume the island Widmore in 1954 was at least 20. That would make him at least 70+ in the "present." Do people on the island, or who spend significant time on the island, age more slowly? Ben appears to have aged normally, however, but on the other end of the spectrum, Richard doesn't age at all.

"Ellie." The blonde chick in the Others camp, responsible for taking Daniel (at gunpoint) to see the bomb, was called "Ellie." Daniel remarked that something seemed familiar about her. Could she be a younger version of his mother (who we believe to be Mrs. Hawking)? It appears that on the 8 PM repeat of last week's ep, which featured a pop up trivia guide, Mrs. Hawking was identified as "Eloise." Now, we're not sure if that's exactly canon, since we didn't see that in the episodes proper, but it would seem to make the puzzle pieces fit. This begs a few questions: Was Daniel born on the island? This encounter takes place in 1954, and Daniel looks to be in his 30s. So Daniel was probably born in the early 70s. So if in fact that is his mother, did she give birth to him on or off the island, some 16 or so years after this meeting? Does this play into Daniel's ability to understand the unique properties of the island? Could babies be born on the island then, with the mother and child surviving? If not, how and why (and when) did Eloise leave? And who is the father? Could it possibly be Charles Widmore? Is that why "present" Widmore is funding Daniel's research (and taking care of the catatonic Theresa)? Would that make Daniel and Penny at least half-siblings? Also, if Daniel really wanted to get a message to his mother (via Des, in Oxford), couldn't he have just told "Ellie" something she'll need to know 50 or so years in the future then, while they were together on the island? And if you'll recall, Daniel named his "test rat" in the maze "Eloise." Naming your lab rat after your mom? Tiny bit icky?

See what I mean? Open Magic Bullet. Insert Brain. Push down and julienne. Wheeeee!

Okay, other questions, quotes and observations from "Jughead:"

That one quick scene with the rifle looked very much like a first person shooter video game. Odd stylistic choice by the director, or something meant to convey more?

"We didn't put them here. You did."

"Well, gee, I didn't have time to ask that with Frogurt on fire and all."

In the lab, who was in the picture with Daniel? Theresa, the comatose chick? Someone else? Was that his girlfriend?

Does this mean the US government knows about the island? Well, I mean, of course they know about it, since they were testing H-bombs there and sending troops in. But do they know about the "magical" properties of the island?

"Bury it and don’t worry about it. It can’t go off, because it didn’t go off."

Is the bomb buried in the bottom of one of the stations? Didn't Des and (I think) Sayid encounter a wall that was extraordinarily thick with concrete reinforcement? And does anyone else think that this bomb will go off at some point toward the end of the series, erasing all traces of the island?

Are we sure that Daniel is a "reliable narrator?" For example, he said what they do in the past couldn't change the future. But isn't his telling them to bury the bomb changing the past? Isn't Locke telling Richard who he is (and affirming that with knowledge of Jacob) changing the future? Would Richard have popped up at John Locke's birth, or given him the Dalai Lama test, if not for this trip to the past by Locke?

Ellie mocks Daniel, saying, “Aren’t you the Romeo?” To which he replies, “Far from it, I assure you.” Are his feelings for Charlotte genuine? Or is Daniel, who is possibly in cahoots with Widmore in the grand scheme, up to something more nefarious?

The only thing that didn't quite ring true for me in this ep was the very forthcoming and helpful "janitor." He seemed to pop up out of nowhere, and tell Des what he needed to know, and not ask too many questions (as would a normal maintenance dude who just found a stranger breaking into a sealed off lab). But could this have actually been intentional? And that the janitor was actually supposed to be stilted and helpful, as an agent of Widmore or Ben?

Is the 1954 Alpert aware of the island's special, and time-hopping, properties?

What do characters other than "our own" see and think after the flash that removes people that were just standing there? And when, chronologically, did this start for the people moving through linear time on the island? Could this be Alpert and the Others' first clue that the time traveling story Locke just told them is true?

I actually knew that that was an M-1 Garand. (Built lots of army models, had lots of old school GI Joes, and watched lots of war movies).

"Could be 5 minutes or 5,000 years." "That's just awesome."

If Theresa is afflicted with time-travel sickness, why isn't she dead? It certainly took down Minkowski (and presumably others) fairly quickly. But it appears Theresa has been hanging on for a while.

Noooooo! Not "Ginger!"

Miles just kept bringing the funny: “Yeah, me too. I’m great too.”

As did Sawyer: "Hate to bust up the 'I'm an Other, you're an Other' reunion."

And damn, more hilarity:

"Good luck with that."

"You TOLD her?"

"Others 101. Gotta know Latin. Language of the enlightened!"

I loved that Penny saw right through Des after he came back, but didn't badger him about his "mission." She knows the risks involved (or at least some of them), but didn't play the typical "whiny naysayer" that we might have been conditioned by ordinary TV to expect.

If Mrs. Hawking is working with Ben, and Ben and Widmore are at odds in a blood fued, then why would Widmore have Hawking's address so handy right there in his rolodex?

Yep, 3 for 3 this year. "Jughead" was a heaping buffet of awesome.

What did y'all think?

Until next time, Namaste.

Legos meet Galactica and it's frakkin magnificent

If you're a fan of BSG, or Lego, or just of teh awesome, check out this post on Gizmodo.

I'll take potpourri for $4,700, Alex

Mo Ryan of the Chicago Trib continues to grab some geektastic interviews, this one with Ronald D. Moore about his directorial debut on Friday's BSG (which he also wrote). As for "A Disquiet Follows My Soul," I thought his direction was solid, not showy, and his script was an effective character study following the revelation and shock heavy mid season opener from last Friday. And here's another good interview with RDM. And one with the final Cylon.

Hey ladies.....I'm eminently qualified.

Did any other Dawg fans realize that Brandon Coutu was quietly in Seattle all year?

One side did seem to get all the attention on this issue, didn't they? I applaud the Big O's removal of the "gag order," yet I'm still perplexed why the government feels compelled to steal our money at gunpoint to use for "family planning" in other countries in the first place.

Additional thoughts on Lost now that I've had a couple of days to reflect on my original post:

• The issue with Locke being "dead" and the concern Ben, and his off-island butcher, were showing for his corpse: could John/Bentham be under the influence of the same drug that put Nikki and Paulo in a death-like trance? But he probably went through a coroner and embalming, since he's in a coffin at a funeral home and there was a public announcement (in the paper), right? Or was that part of a conspiracy, since Ben obviously has other off-island contacts?
  
• Why is Charlotte the only one of the "island time travelers" being affected with nosebleeds? Is it because she was the only one of the group born there on the island? And if she was born there, why is she traveling through time with the Losties and not remaining in one place like The Others?
• When Sun shows Kate a picture of Ji-Yeon, it's a pic of a baby and not of a toddler. Usually, I don't give a shit about kids, but this struck me as odd, since Ji-Yeon is obviously older now. Intentional and signifying something, or just an innocuous prop?
• A funny take on "previously, on Lost."
• The guy who keeps track of continuity on Lost.
  

A fond look back at the Bush years. That's related to Bulldog football, not lower taxes.

Kurt Warner a better QB than Peyton Manning? The numbers sure are interesting.

The "hobbit people" were not human. But just when you thought they were about to die off, there was another ending.

7 of the most embarrassing names in sports.

Cool movie poster "remakes" by Olly Moss.

Though the whole body of the inauguration speech was infected with overt religiosity, it was nice to hear a brief shout out to some of us. And of course even that draws criticism, though "we" make up a sizable portion of the voting -- and paying -- constituency.

Michelle Ryan as the new Doctor's assistant? It has been confirmed that she will be in one of the remaining specials with Tennant, but could she be signing on for duty with the 11th Doctor also? There were myriad problems with Bionic Woman, and the failure of that show wasn't entirely her fault. But some actors (like Hugh Laurie and Simon Baker) can be charismatic while suppressing their natural accents, and others can't. Ryan clearly couldn't, and I only found her really appealing when she went undercover as an English exchange student. So maybe that would be a very good choice (and certainly much better than the rumors of petulant twat Lily Allen as a Doctor's companion).

Fun set interviews from Big Bang Theory. And "Spock" actually signed the napkin!

Women at Deadspin ponder the role of religion in sports. After suffering through Tebow, and another week of Warner, this made me giggle:

But seriously, wouldn’t it be freakin’ amazing if there was a little equality? We have equality in everything else, why not religion too? How about someone doing a post-game presser and thanking Satan for an amazing tackle that splays a player out unconscious? Wouldn’t that be awesome? “Thank you oh Dark Lord for laying waste of my opponent.”

Or how about thanking Mercury for the speed to run a race past 3,000 non-believing runners. “I’d like to thank Thor for the power of the Gods that I might press that 800 lbs and not crush my spinal column.” What happened to those religions? They were fun. No, we’re down to just a few popular deities.

Death, now $123 cheaper

When I moved here, I was aghast at the cost of ciggies. At the supermarket, which back in the motherland generally had the cheapest smokes (along with QuickTrip), they are exorbitant. Last year, on my first trip to the grocery store, I walked up to the counter and they told me my tasty tobacky friends would be $50 per carton. Wha - huh? I was used to paying around $35 at the local Publix, and that was shocking. And that $50 was BEFORE they raised the tax on them another dollar per pack, bringing the total to $60 per carton. I begrudgingly paid that a couple of times, before I ventured back south for the Dawgs games, and "stocked up" there.

Over the course of the summer, without regular supply runs to the south (or a Dharma drop) I did some research on how to cut the prices locally. I checked out ordering by mail from an Indian reservation, but that seemed like a pain in the ass, and the Feds regulate it such that you can't order by credit card, and I didn't feel quite right mailing checks or giving my bank account info to Chief Crazy Tumor. I finally found a local c-store that claimed "lowest prices in town!" and reluctantly shelled out $52 for a carton (but I got a free bic lighter!). Thankfully, football season rolled around again, and I was able to fill a duffle bag with a few cheap cartons of smoky treats during each visit. (I had to wedge them in, because I pack like a chick). But recently, the stash I'd built up from my last trip home in November was running low, and I was wondering what I'd do. So after some googling, I realized that Virginia had one of the lowest "sin taxes" on smokes around, and figured I might plan a trip there. (Actually, I had heard this before, but I have ZERO sense of direction, and didn't realize how close it really was). I made a few phone calls, and realized that the Rite Aids and CVSs there peddled cancer for $33 per carton. I also had a few coupons sent to me by the friendly folks at Marlboro (as part of their direct mail efforts I noted down in this post) that the local c-store wouldn't accept.

So this afternoon, I drove to another state, which it turns out was only about 30 miles away. Thank Zeus for the GPS though. I picked up 6 cartons of ciggies, and used two $4 off coupons and two $3 off coupons. I figure I used about $5 worth of gas, so all in all, I came out $123 dollars "ahead" for an investment of about an hour's time. I listened to Ron Moore's podcast for last week's awesome BSG (where he frequently drinks whiskey and "turns the smoking light on" so he can blow through a half a pack of American Spirits while recording it, which seemed to fit thematically with my journey) and all in all, it was a worthwhile trip.

So, to sum up: Thank you Virginny. Frak you Maryland state government. Thank you BSG podcasts. Thank you Marlboro.

The most fascinating thing in the world...

...is this:


Or at least it is to the kids. In case you couldn't tell from the pic, it's one of those plastic pull tabs typically featured on beverage cartons. Since I drink a fluid fuck-ton of coffee with half and half, I always have these things around. And it's not like they make a lot of noise when you pull one off, but the cats come running from another room when they hear it being removed. (Much the same way we did in college when we heard the pop top on a brewski).

I don't understand the obsession with them. They don't move. They haven't been baked in an opium den with catnip. They don't flash and sparkle. But they remain, by far, the favorite "toy." And I've tried other things. Doorknob hangy things with feathers. Rolling balls with bells. Mice shaped toys stuffed with herbs. But they know what they like, and dammit, that's what it is. They're cheap (or no cost, depending on how you look at it), however, the only downside is that they don't play well with the vacuum cleaner. They're easy enough to avoid when vacuuming, though, so it's a small price to pay for the eternal gratitude and constant joy they seem to bring.

So let's hear it for plastic pull tabs, the most fascinating toy known to man. Or cat.

Just for the "awwwww" factor:

Technical Difficulties....Maybe

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Dude. Don't waste that hot pocket!

If you haven't watched last night's two hour premiere of Lost, then 1) proceed with caution, because I'll reference the details, and 2) what the hell is wrong with you?

For those wondering what's happened on the previous 4 seasons, you could have watched the hour long clip show that preceded the premiere. Or, you could just leave it to Hurley to explain for you:



Awesome. Makes perfect sense, right?

WOW. What a great return from a show hitting on all cylinders. I won't go into all the plot machinations and details, but it basically boiled down to this: Hour one set up the situation our castaways find themselves in for the foreseeable future (past? present?), both on the island and off the island. In essence, something has caused the island, and possibly some of its inhabitants, to go "skipping through time." Hour two looked at the consequences of the O6's big lie, particularly viewed through the prism of the most "human" and "honest" of the castaways, the endearing Hurley. We ended up not knowing exactly where -- and when -- all the players are, and with a 70 hour sense of urgency to get the O6 back to the island. Or "god help us all."

And in between, we got redshirt deaths, nosebleeds, mysterious alliances, island history, cameos from long dead Losties, a snippet of the hit TV show Expose, death by dishwasher, a butcher shop with questionable HAACP practices, Willie Nelson and flying hot pockets. How's that for ya?

In no particular order, questions, quotes and comments from last night's shows:

The cold open was fantastic, with Pierre Chang (aka Dr. Marvin Candle, aka Dr. Mark Wickman, aka Dr. Edgar Halliwax) waking up with his wife and newborn, and putting on a record. The records skips, of course, setting up the theme of the season and playing into Daniel's later analogy. So, why all the aliases? Is Chang really the brains behind Dharma, or just an actor engaged to portray the brains? And in some of the previous appearances, it seemed that he was missing part of his left arm. However, last night, he wasn't. Does this have anything to do with the "hand chopping" that Juliet was threatened with later in the evening, by uniformed island invaders speaking with an English accent? (Forces of Widmore, perhaps?) Also, Chang and wife have a baby. Was the baby born off island, and then moved there? Or is this an exception to the pregnancy problems plaguing the island dwellers?

Were the soldiers who caught up with Sawyer and Juliet the same ones who attacked the camp? If so, why the anachronistic combination of flaming arrows and rifles? Or, in this particular time period, are there two separate forces, the soldiers and the original Others (who don't know our Losties at this point)?

Past Ethan (!) didn't recognize Locke at all. But past Richard did. Is this because Richard is special? And never ages? (But Richard also admitted that at some point, he himself wouldn't recognize Locke). Why did all the gang with Sawyer and Juliet move together, but the Others didn't move with Locke?

Is the island itself moving in time, and some of the inhabitants "staying" (like pulling a tablecloth quickly off a table, but leaving the dishes)? Or, are the inhabitants the ones moving through time, while the island itself stays on a "normal" timeline? Or are both happening? And will someone please put together a handy linear timeline to help us all keep this straight? I'm confused, but at this point, not frustratingly so. I expect we'll be kept unsure of the timelines for a while, and I'm okay with that.

Could the "time shifting" be a plausible explanation for the various encounters with dead people? That the folks they're seeing aren't necessarily "ghosts," but rather people "out of phase" with time? And some are able to manifest more prominently than others? Could this also be an explanation for all the "whispers" in the jungle? Just "echoes" of previous (and future) inhabitants?

If Faraday is back in the 70s at some point (his wonderful close encounter with Chang and the drillers, who found the frozen donkey wheel behind a wall of rock), can we assume the rest of the gang is also back in that timeline with him?

“Son of a....(white light, whooosh, time travel)...bitch.”

If Faraday actually did speak to Desmond during his hatch time, why didn't Des remember this previously (and not before it came to him in a dream, when he was off the island with Penny on their boat, and in the "present?")

“You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn’t have to go around shooting people.” Suddenly, I have a craving for something from a drive-thru. Or killing my neighbor with a carving knife.

And who is Daniel's mom? Is it Ms. Hawking, the lady who advised Des back in "Flashes Before Your Eyes?" Or is that just what we're supposed to think? And speaking of Ms. Hawking, what the hell is going on with her and Ben? Are they working together? And when are they working together? The PC in her "lair" appeared to be an old Mac. Has she missed the entire technological revolution, or is that just state of the art tech from the early 80s, where she might "be?" But if that's the case, how exactly does this "70 hours" thing work, since we're led to believe that Ben went from his present time planning with Jack (at the motel), to see her. Is that 70 from a fixed point in the current timeline (where we assume Jack, Kate, Hurley and Ben are now)? Delightfully intriguing.

“I need a cool code name.”

So there are plenty of people off the island helping Ben, including the chick at the butcher shop who is going to watch over the corpse of Locke/Bentham?

"Libby says 'hi.'" That was a cool cameo from Ana-Lucia, and one that also gently poked good spirited fun at the actress's own tangles with the law.

Who does Sun really blame? Ben? Or Jack and Kate? Or Widmore?

I guess Locke should have picked the compass in the Dalai Lama test when he was 5 years old.

Charlotte's getting nosebleeds! Noooooo! We need a hot, English-accented ginger!

And speaking of Locke, he is dead, right? Ben didn't answer that definitively (like we would expect that): Jack: "He's dead, isn't he?" Ben: "I'll see you in six hours, Jack."

And why does Richard tell Locke that he has to die?

If Jacob knew how moving the island would cause such distress for Locke and everyone else, why exactly did he want the island moved?

“Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?!”

Why is Sayid no longer working for Ben? And why does he advise Hurley not to trust him at any cost?

Is Des "special" because of what happened with the failsafe, and his proximity to it? Did this cause more than just his ability to see snippets of the future?

Nice use of "Dream Police" as background music when Hurley was in the c-store.

All in all, I was extremely enthused about the two eppys we saw last night. As always, it provided a delicate balance of entertainment, answers, action, humor, character and yes, of course, more fucking questions.

Namaste.

Plain as the nose on your (Cylon) face

Now that we know what we know, the infamous "last supper" picture makes a LOT more sense now, doesn't it:

I'll take potpourri for $4,600, Alex

This week's roundup features and extra helping of geek. Enjoy.

RIP, Ricardo Montalban. Just for good measure. Also, 16 things you may not know about TWoK.

As well documented in the blogosphere, ESPN is increasingly populated with self-absorbed asshats with a tired schtick. However, a rare bright spot on the tube and on the radio is Scott Van Pelt. Here's a good interview with him at The Big Lead.

The Mad-Pocalypse has been averted. Matt Weiner signs for two more seasons. Everyone fuck around, have a martini and smoke up!

A Veronica Mars flick? Get me tickets and popcorn, I'm there.

The Top 50 sci-fi costumes. And here's a detailed history of one all the geeks know is on that list.

Soft-core sci-fi sex coming to Skinemax?

I consider myself a treasure trove of nerd trivia. But I never knew that EJO was offered the role of Captain Picard.

Here's another one for you. Did you realize that Nathan Fillion auditioned for the role of Crichton on Farscape (that eventually went to Ben Browder)?

I'm too old, and geographically undesirable. But seeing ads like this gives me hope for mankind.

The talented and smoking hot Emily Blunt in the Iron Man sequel, possibly as The Black Widow? Mmmmmm.

Speaking of hot and talented, an interview with Amy Acker.

Mo Ryan continues to get geektastic interviews, this time with the Lost boys. Good stuff. Wednesday! Wednesday!

After all the naysaying and hand-wringing over Dollhouse, a few reasons to be optimistic.

Good news for Mondays: Leonard's mom on BBT gets cast, as does Chuck's dad on Chuck.

A solid list of the Top 25 episodes of Angel, along with the 5 worst. (And yep, those are definitely the top 2 worst).

17 revamps that went better than expected.

Reasons to look forward to the new TV season.

Tim Tebow! Praise be to Allah!

Some insight into what's shaping up to be another great season of In Treatment.

Finebaum's SEC coaching rankings. Hard to argue with it.

Am I a Cylon? (BSG Spoilers Ahoy)

For those of you that didn't watch the premiere of Battlestar Galactica season 4.5 last night, it's probably a good idea to go away now if you don't want to be spoiled.

I mean, if you're a fan of the show, there's no way you missed the episode "Sometimes a Great Notion" last night, right?

Okay, last chance.

Well, here we go then.

HOLY FRAK.

In reading non-spoilerific previews and articles about the final eppys of BSG, there was a recurrent theme present. Most everyone agreed that if we thought previous seasons had been "dark," we ain't seen nothing yet. And the first outing of 2009 certainly lived up to that.

Within seconds of the show starting, we had the "previously on" montage, and I was surprised that it featured Dualla. I mean, yes, Dualla was a recognizable character. She played a part in the love quadrangle that wouldn't die (with Lee, Kara and Sam). Before that, had been Billy's girlfriend up to the point he was killed, and was regularly featured in CIC, but I wouldn't have put her front and center in the show's overarching mythology. So what did it mean that she was shown in the previouslies, along with all the core cast? In regular TV shorthand, I thought this meant the producers were telegraphing that Dualla would turn out to be the 5th and final Cylon. And when we spent roughly the first half of the ep with her, gradually reconnecting with Lee and trying to put a "sunny face" on the apocalyptic situation the crew found themselves in with the discovery of a nuked and scorched Earth, I thought for sure this was a way of "re-introducing" the character only to show us at the end that she would be the final Cylon. I almost got distracted from the show at hand, pondering what this meant and being slightly disappointed in the eventual reveal.

Ooops.

Turns out, this was a very skillful bit of sleight of hand. Dualla was not the final Cylon, but was instead meant to put a tragic, and very real, face on the shattered dreams of the fleet. Dee had lost Billy. Dee had lost Lee in the most humiliating way possible. And the only thing she (and probably many in the fleet) had to live for was the idea that they would find Earth. And the 13th colony. And hope. However, what they found wasn't a dream. What they found was a barren, radioactive wasteland, devoid of life and hope. Somewhere on the flight back to the Galactica, Dee just checked out emotionally. Decided that she simply couldn't go on this way and live in a world without hope. She wanted to make her last day a good one, and she embraced Lee, and gave him the support he needed to step up in a time where the other leaders in the fleet were too devastated to do anything. That done, she and Lee had a delightful dinner, and she went back to her cabin, neatly hung up her locket and ring, and blew her frakkin' brains out.

Wow.

That was about as brutal to watch play out as you might expect. But with a show known for flaying your emotions, we weren't done yet. Not by a long shot. There were three more devastating gut punches (and that's before we even get to the reveal of the final Cylon):

Watching Laura Roslin become completely spiritually destroyed by the fool's gold that was Earth (and the prophecy that the "dying leader would take them there"). Her arrival back on the Galactica, with the entire deck waiting on her words of wisdom or encouragement, only to watch her shake her head in disillusionment and run away, unable to speak or face the truth, was haunting. Her scenes with Bill, where she was burning the prophecies, page at a time, and her later fetal position withdrawal, clutching only a small sprig of greenery from Earth, were equally, and tragically, mesmerizing.

Where Laura retreated into herself, Bill decided to take action. He grabbed a crewman's sidearm and marched resolutely through the corridors of the Galactica, all the while the ship was going to hell (I loved the ancillary depictions of chaos, with the crew fighting all while our eyes were locked on Adama from behind). He entered Tigh's cabin, and tried to commit suicide by Cylon, goading, in the most vile ways imaginable, his oldest and dearest friend to shoot him. That he used Ellen to make his point only underscored what would come later. This was a master class of acting, and Olmos and Hogan knocked this out of the park, without a shred of vanity in their performances.

And finally, we had Starbuck searching Earth for the transmission signal that led them there in the first place. What she found was perplexingly horrific: the wreckage of her Viper that had disappeared during the previous season, before she mysteriously popped up out of nowhere in the S3 finale promising to lead the fleet to Earth. But not only was it the wreckage of the same Viper that had seemingly blown up in "Maelstrom," it also contained a body. Her body. Even Kara's creepy Cylon stalker and philosophical tour guide, Leoben, was freaked the fuck out by this, running away from her and leaving her to scream "What am I?" Later, she burned "her own" body, Viking-style, wondering, like us, what the hell this means.

Amidst the emotional carnage, we learned a few other things:

• Earth was nuked and destroyed about 2,000 years ago. As you will recall, the original 12 colonies also had a cataclysm around 2,000 years ago.
• All the bodies found on Earth appear to be Cylon. So was the entire "lost tribe" made up entirely of Cylons? Does that mean that all life on Earth was Cylon? Does this mean I'm a Cylon? Could this mean that perhaps, the "original" life form was Cylon, and that the "humans" were the creation? Since Cylons are the monotheists on the show, could this mean that the ideas we understand as an "afterlife" (and "heaven and hell"), are in some way related to their resurrecting and downloading?
• Also, they found what appeared to be the remains of a Cylon centurion. But it looks more like the "old school" TV show centurion that the "reimagined" TV show centurion. Interesting.
• Three of the final four Cylons (Anders, Tory, Chief) started to remember "past lives" on Earth, just before the apocalypse. Were they, in some conscious form, actually there? And what is their connection to the four that are with the fleet now?

And then, of course, we get to the big finish. Ellen Tigh is the Final Cylon.

I am so thrilled that BSG didn't drag this out, "who shot JR" style, over the remaining episodes. The reveal couldn't possibly live up to the hype at this point, and I'd much rather spend the remaining episodes of the finest show on TV examining the "why" and impact of it all, rather than waiting on a name. I have to admit, I didn't see that one coming (I thought it would be Zak Adama). The last scene was beautifully played, with Tigh walking out into the ocean. Was he finally cracking, also? Going out into the ocean, like the foxes referenced in the story he and Bill discussed in their drunken conversation over loaded firearms, to die and get carried away by the currents? Or did he "sense" some connective tissue just below the surface of the water that drew him there? Or maybe both? But just like the Tory, Anders and Tyrol, Tigh had a flash of his previous life on Earth, too. And this time he was there with Ellen, holding her in his arms just before the nuclear devastation. And she told him with confidence that they would be reborn, and together, again.

So what did you think, BSGers? Emotionally crippling and dark enough for you? I thought it was an unbelievably harrowing and unflinching hour of television.

Mo Ryan of the Chicago Trib has an in-depth interview with Ron Moore, and David Weddle and Bradley Thompson (the writers of the ep) here, and it's a must-read. I didn't realize until I read this where the title of the episode came from, even though I read the book in college (I followed up Kesey's "Cuckoo's Nest" with this, and was disappointed, actually). After watching "Sometimes a Great Notion," the title, taken from the Leadbelly song "Goodnight Irene," makes a lot of sense:

Sometimes I live in the country
Sometimes I live in the town
Sometimes I get a great notion
To jump into the river an’ drown

I can tell you what it's NOT

Was reading through the great pop culture blog Pop Candy today, and it was mailbag time. This question (and answer) appeared:

I was sitting around with my friends, and we started to discuss R.E.M. I asked them to tell me their all-time top 10 favorite R.E.M. songs. We had a long and very heated discussion on this topic. To help us settle this, can you give me your all time top 10 R.E.M. songs? -- Bill K.

This changes all the time for me, and I know I've written about this before. However, on this day, at this moment, here are my favorites:

1. Driver 8
2. Fall On Me
3. (Don't Go Back To) Rockville
4. Begin the Begin
5. Country Feedback
6. Cuyahoga
7. E-bow the Letter
8. So. Central Rain
9. Pretty Persuasion
10. It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

I like Whitney's list quite a bit. After I read this, I started thinking about my own R.E.M. Top 10. Given where I went to school, and the timing of it all, there's probably no band on earth I've heard (and seen) more. It goes without saying that they are indeed my favorite band. So I've listened to every song they've ever done hundreds, if not thousands, of times.

But before I consider the favorites, I can definitively state what song will NOT be appearing on this list: "Swan Swan H." I honestly think I would rather listen to a Debby Boone rap album than this tune. Back in the college days, there was a group of us that lived together and we always played cards or darts while partaking in a bit of the devil's parsley and listening to tunes -- usually R.E.M. We all loved Life's Rich Pageant, but the second -- and I mean the second -- that "Swan Swan H" started, the four of us would frantically reach for the remote. Even in a bambalachi haze, when Stipe started moaning "swan....swan....hummingbird song..." someone would hit "forward" or "stop" or "mute" or anything just to get the madness to stop. If the remote wasn't in easy grasp, one of us would jump from the card table in a hippie lettuce stupor and and sprint like Usain Bolt across the living room to hit a button, any button, on the CD player.

Anyhoo, that's more than enough time spent discussing a song I hope to never hear again.

As for my top 10? I feel similarly that this changes all the time, depending on mood and what you've listened to lately. When Accelerate came out this summer, it marked a great return to form for the band, and I played the hell out of "Living Well is the Best Revenge." So that's perhaps a bit overcooked in my memory right now, or else it might make the list. And I don't necessarily consider this the "best" of R.E.M., but rather a list of my favorites:

1. Pretty Persuasion
2. Chronic Town (Box Cars)
3. (Don't Go Back To) Rockville
4. Turn You Inside-Out
5. Begin the Begin
6. Can't Get There From Here
7. It's The End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
8. So. Central Rain
9. I Believe
10. Perfect Circle
11. Just a Touch

Okay, I cheated and added an extra to the Top 10. Sue me. Also, special mention has to go to some of the oddities from Dead Letter Office, including "Voice of Harold," "Windout," "Walter's Theme," "Toys in the Attic" (which I actually heard before Aerosmith's original), "Pale Blue Eyes" and the drunken "King of the Road."

What about y'all?

Don't try this at home

Ever tried to transition from one "primary" PC to another?

And make sure that...

• All the same applications are installed the same way? And that every setting for each of 30+ applications is the exact same as it was?
• Every single peripheral and device (external hard drive, printer, scanner, monitor, modem, router, iPod, CrackBerry, etc.) is installed and fully functional?
• Every document you've ever created is moved and in the exact same place in the same folder on the new PC?
• The financial history of your life in a 6 year old Money program is flawlessly backed up, moved and reinstalled?
• All your emails are archived and accessible?
• You can move your iTunes library, along with all its related settings, ratings and playlists, to another PC?

If you have, then perhaps you can understand why there's a mandatory waiting period on the purchase of handguns.

If the cancer doesn't kill me, the neuroses will

I was cleaning up the other day, and in the process of moving things off the coffee table to dust and polish, I realized how completely neurotic and OCD I am about my smoking. Not that this comes as a surprise, exactly, given how I am about most other things. But I started making a list of the things that have to be "just so" that I do, and I realized I should probably get a nice white dinner jacket that ties in the back.

For example...

• Going along with my "law of backups," I have not one but two zippos. One is always fully fueled and sitting beside a candle on the coffee table. Should the "primary" ever run out of fuel, I pick up the backup, and then immediately refuel the other one, placing it by the candle to serve as the backup. It helps to have them evenly rotated.
• Along the same lines, zippo users know that you have to have a flint to make a spark. My dad showed me a trick (damn, I feel like John Bender here) where you can store extra flints in the bottom of the outer case, below the insert/felt, so that if for some reason you run out where you don't have access to the little plastic six pack of flints, you always have one ready. If I use this trick to replace the flint, I get antsy until I can put another backup in its place.
• When I leave the house, I always put the smokes and the lighter in the same pocket. Left front.
• I'm a fan of "having the smokes where you are." Instead of opening one pack, and carrying that and one lighter around to various rooms in the house or to the car, I have a pack and a lighter everywhere I could be. The full pack and the zippo are the "traveling" combo, but I have an open pack and a lighter (disposable) on my desk at home. I have another combo in the living room. (When I had a large house back in the motherland, I had combos placed in the bedroom, the office, the kitchen and the basement). I have another combo in the car. Lazy? I mean hell, how much hassle is it to carry a lighter and a pack of smokes around? But with a little foresight, I don't even have to think about it. And how do I have so many disposable lighters? There was a tiny c-store I found here, where (for a while) they had the cheapest ciggies around (not saying much, since they fucking tax you to death here). With every carton you bought, they gave you a free Bic. So I stocked up. And of course, they're all stored in a specific rubbermaid container in the pantry. But for a while, when I was journeying back to Georgia for the ballgames, I would get cartons and cartons there (about $15 - 20 cheaper per), and they didn't give out free lighters. Without the excessive taxation, perhaps they thought it would cut into their margins. Which reminds me, I probably need to make a sojourn to Virginia, to take advantage of their more smoker-friendly pricing.
• I also get paranoid about running out of a pack, or of a supply. Right now, I have about 15 packs in the pantry, 2 in the briefcase and 3 in the car. And I'm wondering when I should restock, before the situation becomes dire. (Not that I really smoke THAT much. Probably less than a pack a day, unless it's a big drunken weekend).
• I realized I am an ambidextrous smoker. When I'm driving, I use the left hand (the world is my ashtray!). When I'm at my desk at home, I use the right (which is odd, since that's the "mouse hand.") In other situations, it just depends. I knew someone who could only use their left hand, and frequently burned themselves or dropped the ciggie when they tried to switch hands. Idiot.
• I don't use the ashtray in the car. The ashtray in the car is kind of like my tiny "junk drawer." I keep paper clips, pens, frequent shopper keychain cards -- all on one keyring with a label that says "frequent shopper, natch -- and other bullshit in there. (Change goes in a special zip bag on the left door compartment).
• I hate looking at butts. At home, where I have an ashtray, I also have an empty coke or beer can. When I'm done with the ciggie, I put it out in the ashtray, and then put the butt in the can. (Benefits: don't have to make as many trips to the trash can, don't ever inadvertently light a filter - ugh, and don't have to see the butts pile up). I lived with another smoker for a while, and the supposed deal was that we would alternate drink mixing and ashtray emptying. When one of us went upstairs to mix another round of cocktails, the other was supposed to empty the ashtray. Needless to say (especially for those of you familiar with the situation), one end of that bargain didn't always get held up. So I would then take the butts and line them side by side around the outside of the ashtray. I thought of it as a cancerous arts and crafts project. Also, you know it's time to empty the ashes from the tray when you can't see the bottom. You don't let a huge mound build up like a mini-Pompeii diorama. A while back, when my hetero lifemate was smoking, he had a pickup truck. He would throw the butts out the window, too, but would use the ashtray in the dash of the truck. But I think he emptied it once a year. It was a ginormous mountain of ash, quite possibly obscuring his view of the road. I was always afraid he'd make a quick turn one way or another, and I, in the passenger seat, would suddenly feel like I was on Mrs. O'Leary's Wild Ride (cow optional).

Crazy? Any crazier than smoking itself? I was gonna make a new year's resolution to quit. I thought about it for a few minutes, and said "eh." I assume I will eventually. (Well, of course I will eventually. Just like I'll quit watching TV, walking, breathing and drinking whiskey. But in a less definitive sense, I'll probably quit sometime in the next couple of years. I just had an end of year physical, and surprisingly, the doc told me I check out okay. Yes, even the lungs and the liver. Keith Richards can SUCK IT!).

Until then, I've got a system and I think I'll stick to it.

I'm feeling Rand-y

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Lost fonts and logos!

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