Not bad. But of course, those aren't the "rankings" that matter now, are they? Remember these delightful bons mots from the Book Of Spurrier:
"Why is it that during recruiting season they sign all the great players, but when it comes time to play the game, we have all the great players? I don't understand that. What happens to them?"Speaking of the University of Jorts (and blinding hate), Hello Kiffykins is sure making friends quickly in the SEC, isn't he?