Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Paleontologists have discovered the remains of an ancient snake believed to weigh over a ton, and be over 40 feet long. Snakes freak me the fuck out. The only way this could be more nightmarish is if it vomited up Jon Voight. Or made me sit through two hours of Jennifer Lopez "acting*."
*I will say that I atypically enjoyed her in Out of Sight. Though Carla Gugino had a much better take on the character in the criminally underwatched Karen Sisco.