Sage Advice from Bobby Bacala

In honor of the series finale of The Sopranos and the breathless and seemingly neverending coverage of professional celebutard/STD Paris Hilton, here's actor Steve Schirripa's words of wisdom to the in-jail/out-of-jail blight on humanity, courtesy of TMZ.

Wow. Where was Bobby Baccalieri when I needed him a year or two ago? Perhaps I should have frequented more model train stores. Though I hear those can be dangerous.