"Hey, can you pitch?"

Featured in the story of another Braves loss is the attendance for today's game in Miami against the Marlins: 600.

This reminds me of the old joke about the Braves even more horrifically inept days when Ted Turner first took over the team, and put them on WTCG (before it became a "superstation").

Man is interested in attending a Braves game at Fulton-County Stadium. So he calls the ticket office and says "Hey, what time does the game start tonight?" The response comes, "Well, what time can you get here?"