But Judas would give the signals to Mangini...

In preparation for tonight's showdown between the perfect Pats and the Giants, D End Osi Umenyiora said Brady and the 15-0 Patriots are not "Jesus Christ and his 12 disciples."

An interesting thought, sure. And while a deity might be able to put up 158.3 passer ratings, effortlessly toss TDs to Randy Moss and date Giselle Bundchen, I don't think this theory holds water on the gridiron. Even if Judas was off the field squealing about the secretive taping of signals, that would still put a man too many breaking the huddle and consistently draw a penalty.