Monday, June 18, 2007

I'll go with the 5-iron. And a bucket of fried chicken.

Congrats are in order for Angel Cabrera, who won the US Open yesterday. While Tiger sold tickets to the "gun show" in his form fitting fuscia Nike-ware, Cabrera smoked a carton of ciggies (and the field) and looked like he just came directly from the buffet at Golden Corral.

Thank you, Angel, for giving us weekend golfers the incentive to get the fuck off the treadmill, chain smoke a pack of Marlboros, crack open a beer and order a meat lovers pizza, with a side of fried cheese.


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