More people have watched Paul Blart: Mall Cop than Watchmen.
T.O. is playing football for the Buffalo Bills.
The North Avenue Trade School beat UGA. In football. At home.
A guy lands a passenger plane in a river. And it wasn't on Lost.
More people tune in to see Wife Swap on an average week than the finale of Battlestar Galactica.
Sanjaya lasted until the final 7 on American Idol.
MTV decides to start showing "music videos" again. At 3 AM.
Entourage and Project Runway win Peabody Awards, while Pushing Daisies and The Middleman were canceled.
The Arizona Cardinals were in the Super Bowl. And the Tampa Ray Rays were in the World Series.
Matt Stafford and Knowshon Moreno left UGA without even playing in an SEC Championship game, much less winning one.
There's a 4,800 calorie hamburger.
You know what's really funny, and kinda sad? None of those items were an April Fool's prank. Sigh.
What other stories do you think should have been confined to today's news?
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