Quasi Live Third Quarter Blog UGA - Bama

Third Quarter

Bama has only one 3^rd down conversion.

Reader note: prepare for worse typing and increasingly less lucid thoughts. Just sayin’.

Kentucky is whipping the Hogs in Fayetteville, with less than 1 minute left. Wonder if anyone will use a Freedom of Information Act request to see if Houston Nutt sends any text messages like: bad loss. Mustain was a pussy. RU wearing panties? They wanna fire me. I need a hummer. Blow me? Parking lot @ Waffle House in 1 hour?

Arkansas has the most awesome college video screen I’ve seen in person. I spent 75% of the game watching it instead of the Dawgs beat the Hogs on the field.

Kick off. Wheeeee! Fumble!!!!! UGA recovers! So much for halftime Mo.

Good route by MoMass, 7 was a little behind him. Incomplete.

Hmmm. Bama was looking for the screen, but 7 got rid of it.

Coutu was short from 50. Shit.

Deborah Norville in an SEC commercial. She’s still hot.

We made it 2 minutes without calling a timeout. That’s progress.

Willie Martinez is wearing a defensive wristband. Wouldn’t it be easier to carry a sheet?

Mikey Henderson is the shit.

Moreno reversed field for a gain. He’s the real deal only though he’s only averaging 3.3 tonight.

Fuck. 7 throws a pick on an overthrow.

Too early for a “Hunker Down!” I don’t think so.

Fuck. Long run. About to be tied.

Another fucking time out, with first and goal. What the hell?

So we burned a timeout to give up a TD on the first play?

This will be a crucial drive. Bama has the Mo. And we don’t have 27 timeouts.

Perfect pass to Chandler. He dropped it again. AGAIN.

7 and Bailey bail us out on 3^rd and 6. 7 wings one off the back foot. What an arm.

Fucking LASER to Bailey, the only one who can catch tonight (other than MoMass). Great play. Hopefully, the accuracy will come, but no one in college football has an arm like this. I’d say his arm now is better than at least 50% of NFL QBs in terms of strength.

Bada Bing! Moreno for the TD. Senior center Velasco pulled (a center pulling?) to give 24 some room.

Great drive. The drops scare me, obviously, but the play calls were there.

Bama 1 for 9 on 3^rd downs now.

Great throw downfield by 7 to Mikey. No catch. Why does Eason have a job? If our receivers could fucking catch, I can only imagine our record the last few years.

Bada bing! 24 makes up 2^nd and 20. Nothing on 3^rd and 1. Will we go for 4^th and 1? Dropped snap. Mimbs kept his head on that.

Bama 1 for 10 on 3^rd downs.

Pressure on 7, but he made a throw to Chandler. Guess what? He dropped it. Is this Chandler Bing?

Moreno catches an awesome 1^st conversion.

Drive continues. 4^th quarter.