Snootchie Bootches, Cylon motherfuckers

Holy shit. Kevin Smith is completing a geek TV trifecta. First, we learned he has directed the pilot of the new CW series Reaper. Then, he's going to write and direct an episode of Heroes: Origins. And now for the capper: Silent Bob himself will direct an episode of the final season of The.Best.Show.On.TV, Battlestar Galactica.

You can read all about his involvement with those three shows in this interview with AOL Television.

He's obviously humbled by the opportunity, and clearly recognizes that BSG rocks. He's not writing the show he's directing, or we might see dialogue like this:

Baltar, about Gaeta: ....Just for the record, I'm not gay, but my tubby man servant....he loves the cock..."

Anders to Tyrol: "There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."

Gaius Baltar: "In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. "

Saul Tigh, about the Cylons: "All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches."

Lee: "Your shit is really getting tired, Kara."
Kara: "Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch. "