At least I don't have to listen to Billy Packer talk about Cylons

Here's one of the many "alternative brackets" floating around the interwebs right now, to coincide with March Madness. Fun stuff for TV junkies, and all the characters left in the "Elite Eight" are top notch creations. All my personal favorites in leading in the late round matchups, though Sawyer vs. Jack Bauer is a truly difficult choice. (Sawyer's never tortured a man with a table lamp nor bitten someone to death -- that we know of. On the other hand, Jack Bauer has never called anyone "Gimpy McCrutch," "Dr. Giggles" or "Captain Falafel.")