Thursday, February 15, 2007

Sports Shorts

While I was out drinking whiskey, considering predestination, looking at cans of paint that have a "future" label, wondering why "Cluck's Chicken" would advertise on a soccer game, googling "namaste," listening to Oasis and considering that a Hobbit may die, some interesting things happened in Sports:

Tim Hardaway won't be going to any Clay Aiken concerts.

One down, one to go! Closed captioning typists and language experts rejoice!

Well, I thought the other one was gonna go, but dammit, it's just an addition. Closed captioning typists consider self-immolation.

Napa evidently will fly your car to the moon.

Thank Zeus and Hera. The insanity has stopped.

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